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I know I’m a little late to the game here talking about Bryce Harper and his ingrown toenail. Honestly, I wasn’t going to say anything about it. But for some reason I was thinking about Bull Durham and what Crash Davis would have to say to Harper.

True words of Wisdom. I bet Harper’s shower shoes have fungus on them. If only Harper had a Crash Davis to show him the ropes of hygiene.

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